Pup Squiffy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸΎ

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I'm a neurodivergent, gay, aspiring muscle pup who's increasingly kinky, and happily married. I identify as "side" (to use Dr. Joe Kort's term for it). Sexually or otherwise, I am also not a dom, or a sub, or a switch.

Be respectful in how you refer to me. "Pup" is fine. I also have a name (here, it's Squiffy). Assuming that other common gay classification terms apply is not likely to land very well with me.

NOTE: I do tease, but I'm not here to hook-up β€” virtually or otherwise.

My Japanophilia apparently now extends to my use of Amazon Prime. It would be nice if the things I'm interested in were distributed in the US... Which would no doubt assuage my guilt about my carbon footprint as well. πŸ™„
Japanese matcha green tea KitKat bars. I think I like them? πŸ€”
Burt’s Bees and Hidden Valley Ranch lip balm. I want to puke. I honestly thought it was a joke, but like the bat-shit-crazy stuff that comes out of Trump's mouth, it’s real.
I honestly think the gay should have come with an instruction manual. πŸ™„ All these (many) years later, I'm only just figuring-out so much of the good bits... πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
At 69, some advice I'd give to young kinksters: Avoid labeled role, position, and persona boxes, explore more, early; focus more on connection and less on gear and technique; hang with your people, but explore other communities; and tell shame to take a hike and do WTF you want.
Is it just me? I get that not every follow warrants a follow back; people are into different things, and want different things in their feeds. No biggie; I do it too. But when I see someone with 10x, 20x, 100x, 500x the number of followERS than followINGS? I have zero interest in adding to their ego satisfaction with a follow, a like, or anything else. It just seems clear what they’re really here for. Maybe that makes me an asshole… πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
My pasty white ginger tids for no reason I can come-up with. πŸ€”
TGIF!! Let’s get this weekend started!
While everyone’s talking about Barbie, I’m sitting here remembering how out-of-sync I am with the world, given how much I dislike movies, television, and sports. I have literally nothing to talk to anyone about, apart from the weather, and my unnatural fixation with men’s armpits. 🀣
I'm just never going to get used to the term "toot." Every time I hear someone is "boosting a toot," I think of someone holding one of those battery operated fans near my butt when I accidentally let one slip. πŸ˜‚