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@mint *starts praying against them*

That's how it works, right?

If Karl Marx were alive today he’d probably think “holy shit I’m 202 years old wtf”.
@mint every once in a while it has a good recommendation. Probably not more often than a truly random choice of everything available, but it does have a weird gambling kind of entertainment value - at least to me.
@Herringway wait, the fact they put a warning sign in front of the well means there are good chances they know, but don't care!
do you ever think about the multiple undead-filled dungeons below kakariko village? do you think link ever told the villagers about that? or do they already know and just not care
@Herringway I actually think about that a lot.
Also, kakarikoans drink Zombie water :x
Vacuum insulated cups, best invention since sliced bread. holds a hand up to one ear as something comes over an earbud What? Really? Huh. Sorry folks, apparently thermos bottles are older than pre-sliced bread. We'll start a search for a better comparison.
@RowanBerry but what does it do and what are its convoluted rules?

“Earthlings! The Crrgolexx Empire is here to steal your planet’s oxygen. You cannot stop us! We—”

“But why?”

“...What?”

“Why steal it? We have 1.182 petatonnes of it and our plants make it for free. We could probably share some and make more.”

“Errr... The Crrgolexx Empire thanks you for your generosity.”

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories