@mint *starts praying against them*
That's how it works, right?
| Pronouns | he/him |
@mint *starts praying against them*
That's how it works, right?
“Earthlings! The Crrgolexx Empire is here to steal your planet’s oxygen. You cannot stop us! We—”
“But why?”
“...What?”
“Why steal it? We have 1.182 petatonnes of it and our plants make it for free. We could probably share some and make more.”
“Errr... The Crrgolexx Empire thanks you for your generosity.”