Vulpine PolycephIf Karl Marx were alive today he’d probably think “holy shit I’m 202 years old wtf”.
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Herringwaydo you ever think about the multiple undead-filled dungeons below kakariko village? do you think link ever told the villagers about that? or do they already know and just not care
La malgranda feneko volas dormetiVacuum insulated cups, best invention since sliced bread. holds a hand up to one ear as something comes over an earbud What? Really? Huh. Sorry folks, apparently thermos bottles are older than pre-sliced bread. We'll start a search for a better comparison.
The Xandalorian“Earthlings! The Crrgolexx Empire is here to steal your planet’s oxygen. You cannot stop us! We—”
“But why?”
“...What?”
“Why steal it? We have 1.182 petatonnes of it and our plants make it for free. We could probably share some and make more.”
“Errr... The Crrgolexx Empire thanks you for your generosity.”
The Umbreon Witch 🌙Two sisters stood at the edge of black water.
‘We should go in!’ The smaller tugged at the taller’s hand. ‘I bet there’s a whole world in there.’
But the taller could imagine only inky darkness and pale hands reaching from the depths.
Her sister tore free.
‘No!’
She dove after her.
Darkness like ink. Pale hands reached for her.
‘Look!’ The smaller smiled, gills flexing as she took the taller’s hand. City lights bloomed below. ‘A whole world.’
Micro SF/F stories by O WestinThe mindstate recorder let you relive a captured feeling for a couple of minutes.
The marketing hinted heavily at sexual climaxes, without saying so explicitly.
Market research revealed the most common names used for recordings were:
"Inbox zero"
"Application approved"
"Burrito"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
The marketing hinted heavily at sexual climaxes, without saying so explicitly.
Market research revealed the most common names used for recordings were:
"Inbox zero"
"Application approved"
"Burrito"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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suzannewhen you stay pals with someone even when both of you have changed beyond recognition over the years to the point where none of your original selves remain? well, that's a Friendship of Theseus
toxicodendron radicansBut what if I’m not good enough to have impostor syndrome...?