🪦Amy🪦

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New server, who dis?

I'm Amy, and I'm weird. Worried about being awkward? Don't be. That's my realm.

(this redirects from @PfftMaybe)

@Nick @Eamon1916 @talia_christine pretty sure I am red-flagged with Uber Eats for complaining about this situation on Twitter.
Sorry, Darius, but when you are clearly taking my biryani to another county I WILL call you out on social media!
@daijenkins Why yes, they have. I don't think they smell like lavender, though. More like detergent.
@johnettesnuggs @Eamon1916 I can silence the washer and dryer, but there is no way for me to silence the others. I actually called LG about the stupid oven. That jingle gets in my head, and I have to race to the kitchen before it starts again!
@Nick I like to imagine the interactions that make it stay at "7 stops away" for 20 minutes. Did a dog maul the driver? Did the driver save a child from a fire? WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE?
@Eamon1916 My washer, dryer, oven, and dishwasher all have their own melodies. I've tried so hard to find how to change them to just a ding or buzzer!

Me: I studied HARD, took a big test, and recently was awarded a new professional designation.

Also Me: Today I came into work barefoot with meatloaf in my purse.

I like to shake things up.

@Eamon1916 booo! hissssss!

I remember when my Fridays were full of excitement- a new date, a great restaurant, maybe a concert- but now I am sitting here watching a map to see when Amazon is delivering my scented trash bags.

8 stops away, btw.

@bonafide OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS