@Lolly_Knickers yup

This is actually the same as Twitter, isn't it? Every two hours or so you see another half a dozen posts.
Only difference is that one is tweets and one is toots.
Probably French. Toots/Tweets.
I just edited this!
Remember in the old days when you used to go to lunch with the phone handset on the desk and when you came back the person on the other end was still talking and didn't realise you'd gone?
That was me just now.
I've finished this and it works fine.
If anyone wants one, please send me money and data and I'll write the data into the chip for you and send it by post.