Twitter might be losing money, but not our Rishi! He's enjoying a game of cricket while us poor sods are raking it in for him.

Luverly.

Cow-orker has surfaced. I am so pleased*

*this is "irony"

DATA SCRAPER!

Work 99%* better than any other data scraper. Will scrape data from walls, ceilings, dogturds, occasional tables, pubs, cottages and more!

I bought my mom one of these and she said "thank you, son!"

*ONLY £42.69 (+ taxes)
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GET YOURS NOW!

I was hungry this morning so here's a stock pic of what I had.

It was nice.

Bacon and potato omelette sandwich.

I call it "Dave"