To clarify my earlier toot, which seems to have been taken in earnest … @DankAckroyd is very, very funny, but quite sweary and rude. I love her work: why not give her a follow and see if you do, too. She’s on the twitter dot com as well, while that exists.

Great news that @DankAckroyd has appeared on here to tell us what is and isn't about up the arse.

. @DankAckroyd is now here, one of the so-called “funny people” of the internet. Personally, I’d advise you to stay away.