Adam 
psyching themselves up for the big night
Show me your jokes you literary marauders and internet nomads!
Was lost in twitter exile for mocking Putin. I'm back my legion! I've missed you mfers.
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#NAFO
PelotonAttacker
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@adamgreattweet Don't jump! Santa will pick you next year!
Crockett HoughtonTomorrow when your racist uncle starts talking about how the election was stolen, don’t argue, look him right in the eye and say, “good.” Shuts ‘em all the way up so you can eat in peace
All I want for Christmas is a not disappointed teenager.
I already have the teenager, but thanks for the offers.
CatbusTimeline cleanse
@Pwnallthethings swifties give a crap about twitter? I'm sure they'll find her. She should just quit twitter as a statement. Preemptive move.
.chrisLast Christmas, I gave you my darts
The very next day, you gave them away
(citing child endangerment)
The very next day, you gave them away
(citing child endangerment)
How come you can't scroll down further than 1 page of who people are following on android app?
Anyone working on this? @Mastodon
Irony is when the guy who lectures people on how to not include the op in replies to twitter threads because it drives him crazy being included in his own thread comes "there is always somebody who comes along to tell you you're doing twitter wrong".
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i’m not overreacting when i say i’d either 1) quit my job or 2) burn the building down
