*** Online shopping in 2010 ***

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*** Online shopping in 2025 ***

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Transporting 60 kgs of marshmallows by tram wasn't an option and so CH23 from Team:Warehouse had a nice 30 minute walk to fulfill the request for Team:Bar 💪

This all happened last week. Now imagine the entire stash had been transformed into 60 kilos of smoores by the scorching heat 😂