I've been waiting for this delivery for a while. Incredibly excited to put it to use.

#BLACK4 #CultureHustle #WhatsItForAnishKapoor

If you're one of those companies that provides lunch to your employees on a regular basis, I'd like to say two things to you specifically:

1. Thank you for the meals, they really are a nice benefit and are much appreciated

2. Options exist for non-meat eaters other than 'A Box of Rice'. Trust me. Google it

You all have no idea how hyped I am to see what happens to Amazon over these scam emails. Absolutely giddy I tell ya.

#Mastercard #Hotels.com #GooglePlay #GiftCards

I'm beginning to wonder if all medical advice going forward is going to be

"It hurts when I do this"

"I see... don't do that"

#PersonalShorthand

"Monkey Football"

Label for someone doing a task that is far beyond their capabilities, and failing to realize it.

Short for "like watching a monkey trying to f*ck a football"

Errol: Did the intern just try to pitch the CFO their startup concept at the water cooler?

Dahlia: Yep, it was some serious monkey football

Sleeping in a box with a sheet hanging over the opening in SF *and* you get to pay rent on it.

HMU if you end up doing this, I have a bridge for sale that you'll absolutely love

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/rent-bed-pods-downtown-techies-18388110.php

#PersonalShorthand

"WOMBAT"

A word to indicate that something that is a Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

Sara: I can't believe we have to rerelease all of our drawings because the VP didn't like the font in the title block. Who thinks this is a valuable use of time???

Esther: Agreed, total WOMBAT but at least we're on the clock...