I've been waiting for this delivery for a while. Incredibly excited to put it to use.
@PUNiSH3R
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A typo submitted to a 'smart' search in the Starbucks app yields a brief moment of levity
If you're one of those companies that provides lunch to your employees on a regular basis, I'd like to say two things to you specifically:
1. Thank you for the meals, they really are a nice benefit and are much appreciated
2. Options exist for non-meat eaters other than 'A Box of Rice'. Trust me. Google it
Rules for thee, but not for me... If this recalcitrant fuckwit was subjected to one day as an average member of the American public he'd end up institutionalized.
You all have no idea how hyped I am to see what happens to Amazon over these scam emails. Absolutely giddy I tell ya.
I'm beginning to wonder if all medical advice going forward is going to be
"It hurts when I do this"
"I see... don't do that"
"Monkey Football"
Label for someone doing a task that is far beyond their capabilities, and failing to realize it.
Short for "like watching a monkey trying to f*ck a football"
Errol: Did the intern just try to pitch the CFO their startup concept at the water cooler?
Dahlia: Yep, it was some serious monkey football
Sleeping in a box with a sheet hanging over the opening in SF *and* you get to pay rent on it.
HMU if you end up doing this, I have a bridge for sale that you'll absolutely love
https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/rent-bed-pods-downtown-techies-18388110.php
"WOMBAT"
A word to indicate that something that is a Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
Sara: I can't believe we have to rerelease all of our drawings because the VP didn't like the font in the title block. Who thinks this is a valuable use of time???
Esther: Agreed, total WOMBAT but at least we're on the clock...