"Monkey Football"
Label for someone doing a task that is far beyond their capabilities, and failing to realize it.
Short for "like watching a monkey trying to f*ck a football"
Errol: Did the intern just try to pitch the CFO their startup concept at the water cooler?
Dahlia: Yep, it was some serious monkey football
"WOMBAT"
A word to indicate that something that is a Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
Sara: I can't believe we have to rerelease all of our drawings because the VP didn't like the font in the title block. Who thinks this is a valuable use of time???
Esther: Agreed, total WOMBAT but at least we're on the clock...
"Quarter Ass"
Poor effort in completing a task
Pete: Damn this is shoddy work, why whole ass it when you can half ass it, amirite?
Dave: Nah dude, this is so bad it's not even half assed, it's an official quarter ass
"Digital Meatwich"
A business term used to describe a management schema in which data is moved from one program or computer to another exclusively via human operators
Barb: Ready for the team's weekly digital meatwich?
Sean: The one where I read the contents of an Excel template out loud while on a Zoom call and our manager retypes it into their own Excel template? Yeah, you bet! Easiest hour of my week.
Barb: LOL, FML
"Baby Glue"
Attempts by a couple that desperately needs to be two single people to stabilize their relationship through the addition of a child.
"Marcus and Rowan were headed for a divorce when they decided to shore things up with some baby glue. Shy little Addison is almost six years old, and they're finally getting that divorce!"
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