@Oreo

7 Followers
15 Following
18 Posts
Hi, I came here from Twitter seeking asylum.
PronounsShe/her
Content Warningprobably just following normie accounts
Neat seeing so many writers on here :3
Every verified person on Twitter

DR STEVEN BRULE: And now we have guest name of Elbon Munk. Boss of company name of twingus.

ELON MUSK: *in a chair, clearly dead*

DR STEVEN BRULE: let’s check it out!

I can't get enough of this verified-name-drama. This is too damn funny. https://twitter.com/DojaCat/status/1590592859853684736 #twitter #verified #dojacat
christmas on Twitter

“i don’t wanna be christmas forever @elonmusk please help i’ve made a mistake”

Twitter
maybe coming back to Masto?
Someone please make a mast instance called furry.gov
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just saw a massive twitter thread about how mastodon is bad because it's hard to build a brand or an audience on here and hahaha bitch exactly
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JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r