Well, at least I have a new culvert and ditches for my driveway, which is what passes for excitement in my world. https://mastodon.cloud/media/jBTFYOlFu71XxqldUKU
Jason
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The absolute worst.
Laughing sadistically at co-worker trying the most disgusting looking microwave meal I've ever seen. https://mastodon.cloud/media/kegjtDsdnyQdmJIvAxY
This is Boots, one of our stray adoptions from several years ago. I gave her a tiny Frosty cup with only a little vanilla stuff left.
She can't fit her head in, so she's dipping her paw in and licking the stuff off, which is surprisingly amusing to watch.
Enjoy my rare cat post.
24+ hours later, the pork comes out falling apart. Unsauced, but still rather lovely for my tumley. https://mastodon.cloud/media/WbdYkmzQ0bESU4nRiBo
Because I lead a semi-charmed kinda life, I am being a foodie hipster doofus and making pulled pork with a Bluetooth controlled sous vide machine.
Fear me and my Hipster Doofus Ways! https://mastodon.cloud/media/4BEW8awsNNUHuGOmGzo
Nightly slug races. Because that's what we do here.
So, I pretty much have exactly one person you could reasonably say I am friends with at work. And only at work, because I sure as hell wouldn't hang out with him outside of work. Our relationship exists essentially because he's kind of an idiot and thinks my jokes are hilarious. We cover two subjects:
Lunch and/or snack time
Shit jokes. Like literally.
That's the sole sum of our relationship.
https://mastodon.cloud/media/JUW1XJN6YqbhpmGeajk
So... this is a thing...
And yet another reason to avoid humanity at large. https://mastodon.cloud/media/KheW0OMRMKHTMTOC3WY