Dead Cells is a rogue-like Metroidvania game in early access on Steam... Normally, I don't recommend early access, because I hate the concept, but this game is really damn good.
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The absolute worst.
Well, at least I have a new culvert and ditches for my driveway, which is what passes for excitement in my world. https://mastodon.cloud/media/jBTFYOlFu71XxqldUKU
I started the day annoyed and it's just morphed into pointless malaise and anger as the day went on. Now, as I sit in the car feeling that disconcerting buzzing in my head, I'm also reminded that I apparently forget to take my morning meds. No doubt my reflux will be welling up soon to put the topper on things.
I don't know why I'm announcing this, except it makes slightly more sense than saying it to the air. Which frankly also doesn't make any sense.
Also, those videos of belt-whupping, slap happy Indian Chuck Norris reminds me of how inappropriately hot I find Indian women...
But I still can't sit through their 3-4 hour movies.
Indian Chuck Norris is the Best Chuck Norris.
This video will chance your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTKYARCW3I
Yes, it's a slow fucking day and my idiot friend won't stop sending me videos.
Idiot co-worker just sent me this video, which is why he deserves to eat the kind of lunch I posted today...
NUCKING FUTICLES.
I'm out of Coke and chocolate.
This day is hopeless.
Laughing sadistically at co-worker trying the most disgusting looking microwave meal I've ever seen. https://mastodon.cloud/media/kegjtDsdnyQdmJIvAxY
Oh good, one of the office blathermouths who will literally just walk up to people and start blathering on is giving parenting advice to people.
I am officially pissed off at WB Games and their PR right now.
I am micro-ranting.