Jason

So... this is a thing...

And yet another reason to avoid humanity at large. https://mastodon.cloud/media/KheW0OMRMKHTMTOC3WY

Apr 26, 2017 at 2:48pmWeb
Show threadMenura74Apr 26, 2017
@OldandConfused I can't even.. Too many questions..
Show threadJasonApr 26, 2017

@Menura74

So, that's the joke that worked for ya?

Although, sadly, it's not a joke. It's a real thing... opening in my town.

Show threadMenura74Apr 26, 2017
@OldandConfused I am so, so sad. Bacon wrapped around toes... Really people who do this kind of shit, I would torture them like Kratos would do..
Show threadNinah Marie 🍅 (Yes, this one.)Apr 26, 2017
@OldandConfused why does everything in another language seems so ... haha in Dutch my mind would stay calm (I hope) but this text in English makes my mind go ... where it shouldn't go now.
Show threadJasonApr 26, 2017
@NinahMarie Yes, it is well established that American English is the true language of sex.
Show threadNinah Marie 🍅 (Yes, this one.)Apr 26, 2017
@OldandConfused not only English. French too. And German. And Italian even if I don't understand it. And ...
Show threadJasonApr 26, 2017
@NinahMarie No... Especially not German.
Show threadNinah Marie 🍅 (Yes, this one.)Apr 26, 2017
@OldandConfused why not? I forgot Scottish and Irish and ... oh dear ...