Ensign Obvious

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I have three many accounts on here halp
I know I purchased something really niche but I didn't expect it to also have packaging with the most 2000s internet I ever saw.
No water before bed: Wake up to my mouth becoming a desert diorama
Drink 2 ounces before bed: Hey, it's your kidneys, just wanted to let you know we found a way to jesus that small bit of water into a gallon.
So you support mandatory bathroom breaks on the job yet you wish to stop peeing at 3am because you sleep with a weighted blanket on your bladder? Interesting.
Me, looking at a flubbed 67 joke lamenting that I 8 the whole thing

Can I just knot?

-me at my shoes

Quick question for people who use social media exclusively to engage on politics: what the fuck is wrong with you
On that note, the only reason I even know this is because the weird mastodon stan is being weird to people again.

There is nothing weirder to me than knowing someone is building alts around me. I remember one guy using my pfp but basing this off the experience I had with a mastodon stan is a choice.

Or maybe I have a Fight Club alt personality, I guess?