@fuckfetish The two wolves inside me are both crying for different reasons

Tbf this does seem to mirror what happens to most gmod servers after enough time passes

If I was taught as a child that leftovers is also able to be used to make other food I probably would appreciate it more. Well that and if I had the strength to make a fried rice.

@arcadus All hail the sandwich escape artist

@arcadus Might as well say something like "there's such a thing as too much garlic"

@arcadus Just one more billion bro, only one more and I'm through. I promise this will be the last one, you won't regret it, I promise.

No water before bed: Wake up to my mouth becoming a desert diorama
Drink 2 ounces before bed: Hey, it's your kidneys, just wanted to let you know we found a way to jesus that small bit of water into a gallon.