Bodyscrub for women: this premium sugar scrub made with fair trade high quality brown sugar and cold pressed olive oil will leave your skin moist and silky fresh! Contains anti oxidants and rejuvenating serums to keep you looking as long as you feel when using our premium cosmos certified body scrub.
Bodyscrub for men: we mulched an entire cedar tree and pressed it all into this tin! Smell like a lumberjack while using less energy moving through this busy world due to improved aerodynamics from removing all that loose skin and bad self esteem!
@ObtuseRecluse Pointlessly gendered products designed to make you feel bad for not being your gender enough & force you to buy the product or confuse you so much that you can't buy any of the products 
@jackemled even if you look past how they word things to better target their market I find it difficult to figure out what the ruddy product is for at times because it's drowned in filler words