Well this is a shit time to notice there are two fucking Comfort Suites in the #phish#mondegreen travel packages. Guess who picked the wrong one in the frenzy? Fuck. I guess I get to take a long bus ride every day.
Don’t you hate when you’re in standup and your scrum-master says “what’s the status”, then all you can hear is _staaaatuuussss_ in your head, and then a few seconds later you accidentally scream out “I SAW YOU!!!” when you’re not on mute? Maybe just me? #phish#golgiapparatus