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A Democratic Speaker would be satisfying on paper but I suspect impractical for the work of Congress. So I take Leader Jeffries at his word that the wish is to get the GOP act together. It’s not the Democrat’s job to do that

It is the Democrat’s job to highlight when they don’t

GRETA, NOW DO ELON.

As a human rights lawyer who has done extensive immigration work, let me make something absolutely clear.

Asylum is legal immigration.
There's no "port of entry" requirement.
There's no "visa" requirement.
There's no "first country" requirement.
You enter the United States, and you apply for asylum.

Because asylum is legal immigration. Period.

Period.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

On this day I’m thinking about Ukrainians struggling without electricity, trying to stay warm, fearful of Russian violence and hoping to stay alive amid a war that is so unnecessary. May the coming year bring an end to the madness.

Jesus H. Christ

Cc: @godpod

We are all thinking it. Might as well say it.

Elon Musk has killed shitposting.

As we await the findings of Jack Smith and the ultimate (painfully slow) verdict of Merrick Garland, we can take some solace in the January 6 committee’s criminal referral of a lawless man: obstruction of an official proceeding, conspiracy to defraud the US, conspiracy to make a false statement and for inciting or assisting an insurrection. May the indictments come soon.
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