@MundaneHaiku

1 Followers
3 Following
15 Posts
I write bad haiku
Sometimes they're scathing critiques
But mostly shit posts

@fribbledom

Blood drips from my gums
Cruel sadist stabbing with glee
Floss or face their wrath

@MMRnmd

They called us unskilled
Yet they can't wash, cook, or clean
"No one wants to work"

The work week begins
My cash goes to bills and rent
Noodles for dinner
#monday #work #capitalism #livingthedream

Stop falling, crypto.
What of my monkey pictures?
They are all I have

#crypto #nft #screenshot #investment #money

I took their advice
Gave up coffee, toast, and fun
Still don't own a house

#rich #poor #capitalism #millionairemindset #motivation

@molly0xfff

One a day they said
With my final breath I gasp
Should have taken two

Trump wants his tongue back
Daddy Elon will oblige
Shitposter romance

#trump #elonmusk #twitter #npr

And now it's Monday
My smile fades as work begins
Labour for peanuts

#monday #capitalism #money #work

@submedia

First, they came for men
And my gay classroom rejoiced
Rainbows everywhere

@Compatible

As Europe trembled
The bloodied masses cried out
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill