Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢
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Seditious Senator in Uranus, KY. Swamp Minority Leader
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Steven BeschlossElon Musk knows that a Twitter poll, riddled with bots, is a fake poll of public opinion. But he justified his insertion of Trump into Twitter again with this, making a mockery of the truth and of every person with intelligence, whatever their political perspective.
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DevinCow@[email protected] I have a story.
Erotic Mythology 💘@roxiqt I have similar advice on how to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome:
Roxi Horror 💀🌸I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
You know, news media, once a losing candidate refuses to offer a dignified concession speech, you can just stop reporting on her and focus instead on the winner. #JustSaying
@[email protected] Report on the new Gov! Report on the TWELVE women governors!
selfcare.techBe gentle with yourself today.