Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢

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35 Posts
Seditious Senator in Uranus, KY. Swamp Minority Leader 
🐢 🐢🐢 Parody 🐢🐢🐢
Tweets @Mitch_Mc_Turtle 
#AnimalCaucus
#DarkBrandonRising
#Fetterman4Senate
#Democracy
#TheHerd #Barndance
Show threadMitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Dec 7, 2022
@Agatha @LawsuitsDevin Agatha!!!!! The birb is not the same without you. Mouse and I have to do our own baaaaaalllllssss (shown below) and boooobbsss. But mouse doesn’t have sound and mine is a screen shot. Perhaps you would join us for a special MitchMas and Merry Merkin Eve?
Show threadMitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
@LeviFetterman Turts in Turts is here.
Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
@jo_hyphen_ann @LeviFetterman We are here and ready to rumble! 🐢💚
Show threadMitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
@shelli_resists @LawsuitsDevin @DevinCow Hiiiii Shelli!!!!! 🐢💚🐢💚💚💚💚 Yay the #AnimalCaucus is here.
Show threadMitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
@ChuckGoat Best advice ever.
Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
Chuck's Goat Nov 26, 2022
Life advice from the old wise man on the mountain
#life #advice #peptalk
Show threadMitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 29, 2022
@shelli_resists @ColoradoBeek hiiiiiiiIiiii 💚🐢
Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 20, 2022
Steven BeschlossNov 20, 2022
Elon Musk knows that a Twitter poll, riddled with bots, is a fake poll of public opinion. But he justified his insertion of Trump into Twitter again with this, making a mockery of the truth and of every person with intelligence, whatever their political perspective.
Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 18, 2022
RustyBertrandNov 17, 2022
"You up?"
4th century, BC
Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢Nov 18, 2022
DevinCowNov 18, 2022

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@[email protected] I have a story.

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