Gretchen von Tongeln

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GO AWAY, CHARMIN BEARS, YOU ARE CREEPY AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
Thanks for flying Local News Channel Air, this is your captain speaking. We’re sorry about the turbulence… or are we? The answer might surprise you.
bro how the fuck do they make pencils
Season 5, Episode 2
Reuniting with my first love (fuzzy dice).
Life is...
I don’t trust tour guides (too much pointing).
@unnameduser Burning alive heroically is definitely a goal.
@joe Solid plan.
I can’t keep up with sunscreen technology.