Grimm 
GO AWAY, CHARMIN BEARS, YOU ARE CREEPY AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
Oct 22, 2023 at 11:04pmWeb
Show threadGrimm Oct 22, 2023
Probably worth noting here for those old enough to get this ref that Mr. Whipple's weird crusade against people squeezing the Charmin was borderline obsessive and the act, even allowing for a frequency I don't for a second buy, could hardly have had any deleterious effect on the product. https://kolektiva.social/@lilbatscholar/111281191362810282
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Show threadLAURENOct 22, 2023
@GrimmReality I want the crossover with the "Where's the beef?!" lady.
Show threadLAURENOct 22, 2023
@GrimmReality CARE BEARS WOULD LIKE A WORD
Show threadPatrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦Oct 22, 2023
@noondlyt @GrimmReality FURBIES HAVE RETURNED
Show threadBat Master FreshOct 22, 2023
@GrimmReality HAVE YOU TRIED SQUEEZING
Show threadGirlCrooshOct 22, 2023
@GrimmReality 🙌
Show threadDoug 🌈🇨🇦 Oct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality
Bears leave piles all around here, no TP on it.
Show threadMichael GemarOct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality @Alice Does a bear wipe in the woods?
Show threadCats Who Draw Oct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality the charmin bears can't hurt you anymore
Show threadMx. Luna Corbden 🐸Oct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality @Alice Squeeze me… SQUEEeeeEeeZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzmmmeeee…
Show threadKing BeauregardOct 23, 2023

@GrimmReality

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Toilet Paper Bears

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Show threadlonely extrovertOct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality i wanna know how the marketing folks thought they could get by with such an obvious reference to a crass metaphor. "does a bear shit in the woods?" "why yes, and he wipes his ass with Charmin™ afterward!" just too much.
Show threadWilliam LeisnerOct 23, 2023
@GrimmReality THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANUSES!! WHY WOULD I TRUST THEIR TOILET PAPER ADVICE WHEN THEY'RE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DEFECATING??