Mac Swiller

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What the hell did I come in here to get?
What a time to be alive for terrible people with stupid ideas
Remember when we used to get a brief interlude between the last bad thing and the next bad thing

They say wrestling is fake

🤔

“Oh, you thought 2025 was dumb?”

—2026

STOP IT.
STOP IT ALREADY.
IM ALREADY IN LOVE WITH YOU, SO YOU CAN JUST STOP BEING SO GODDAMN CHARMING.

Dude on the oatmeal canister:

Snake Plissken: true American 🫡
Opening ceremonies are fine but wake me up when Raygun is back again
it's sad how they euthanize the mascot after the Olympics 😔
Thinking about how Bill Gates paid Epstein and got an STD he gave to Melinda, but still didn’t pay a damn dime for a dance lesson before that Windows 95 release