They say wrestling is fake

🤔

@benroyce

Looks Totally Real to me.

@benroyce Now where'd they get THAT idea??
@Eetschrijver excess carbs pulverize the spleen one way or another
@benroyce Instantaneously, if need be.

@benroyce

It sure garners a following!

https://youtu.be/_xA4IIoWsbY

Vince McMahon Fires Donald Trump | June 22, 2009 Raw

YouTube

@benroyce

great, now #tRump will want to weaponize the bakeries
😂 😆 😂

@benroyce when I have too many carbs at lunch

@PizzaDemon

i remember having an argument with my wife about switching from white rice to brown rice

that brown rice is a gradual rise in blood sugar while white rice is a spike, it's punching your spleen

she agreed

one of the few arguments i've won with my wife

dramatic visualization is good rhetoric

@benroyce he sold that pretty well.

@Da_Gut

he knows what it's like being hit by too many carbs

@benroyce

Fake 'n' Bake?

@darth_hideout

😂

you missed a career in naming wrestling moves

@benroyce

I mean, it's never too late? What's the pay like?

Also:

Pie Driver

@darth_hideout

three fitty

Cabbage Patch-n-Snatch

@benroyce

"Did somebody order takedown with extra cheese?"

@darth_hideout

"Did somebody order takedown with extra CHEEEEEESE?"

@benroyce In the immortal words of Ricky Knight (Nick Frost) in Fighting With My Family: “Fixed! Not Fake. “

Also remembering I need to get wrestling tickets for later this month.

@benroyce
Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@benroyce most realistic wrestling move I've seen
@benroyce It's like having to decide between eating pizza or doing sports; pizza always wins.
@benroyce I don’t know, I think I would be bowled over if some rando in a leotard hurled pizza dough at me.
@benroyce That was a fast pizza delivery!
@benroyce
Hope that guy in black has health insurance because that looked near fatal.
@benroyce Still less fake than Dems “fighting for” the vulnerable (including the increasingly-teetering 99%) and against being barbaric warlord monsters, though. 😉

@MySideIsHumanity

the dems suck but not targeting the GOP on those measures means you're a lying troll

@benroyce I didn't mention the Reps because they're the "heel" in the script, and their role is that they don't pretend to care. They're both employed by the same sociopathic war-and-climate-disaster-profiteering billionaires, and letting either color of corporate media tell you one is Evil while the other is Good but keeps getting "fooled" or "thwarted"… completely misses the reality of the situation.

@MySideIsHumanity

and if midwits like yourself continue attacking dems while the GOP literally drives us to fascism, you're only helping MAGA and too much of a moron to understand how

@benroyce Keep on believing the Dems will do the right thing if only they win the next election, no matter how many times they utterly refuse to do so while in power. Someone has to.

Me, I'm sick of the fact I've been watching them pull this same shtick for decades on end and things ONLY GET WORSE.

@MySideIsHumanity

the dems fucking suck. it would require many iterations to vaguely improve from our current state

the point of voting dem currently is to escape fascism

if you don't understand that is the most pressing concern, you are, as i said, a fucking moron

or rather, you are a MAGA troll using a "BoTh SiDeS tHe SaMe" angle to help trump

which is of course fucking stupid, so a moron troll then

@benroyce It must be nice, living in a simple world where one side is Good but willfully inept, and the other side is the only true source of Evil. I prefer the world where we can't count on either of them, no matter how many childish insults are heaped on me for doing so.

As long as the billionaires keep us divided, we're going to keep careening toward disaster. Our only chance will be when the 99%ers of good will turn off their color-coded hate cults and work together, like our ancestors did.

@benroyce And if you can't see that you're in a hate cult too, not just the Evils who you so despise and imagine to be lurking in even the slightest criticism of your Holy Democrats… well, you're not alone. The Reds feel the exact same way.

@MySideIsHumanity

so... just a heads up, oh wise politics professor:

the GOP is marching us to fascism

just a teensy tiny problem you might want to take into consideration in your galaxy brain midwit enlightenment

😂

@benroyce Heads up, oh wise We Must Vote For Dems No Matter How Many Times They Deliberately Fail To Stop Reps (Or Even Actively Help Them)… the Dems are doing nothing meaningful to stop them, and they never will.

@MySideIsHumanity

i've said it twice. i'll say it again. i'm sure with your level of intelligence i might need to say it 3 or 4 more times:

the dems fucking suck

but they aren't fascism

take some time. i know it's difficult for you. i believe in you deep thinker!

😂

@benroyce That has 2B the most power, power move since "The Daddy splash"