Can he please fill the pot hole in my heart next?

The ideal amount of coffee is “one more cup”.

Sleep is overrated.

It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

I am re-watching Jaynestown as I type this comment.

What is the R2D2 arm for? Never seen that before.

I’ll do you one better. What about fourth person shooters?

Wow, pretty problematic.

I don’t think water is supposed to look red when you boil it.

How else it gonna grow?

Every gamer ever: no scope headshots an opponent…“man I’m so good at this game!”

Also every gamer: dies from a no scope headshot…“this guy has to use an aimbot to beat me, so lame!”