Machine Lord Zero

@MachineLordZero
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This Machine Lord kills fascists
"you said you wanted the moisture-activated kitty litter, but we weren't sure what you wanted the kitty litter to do when activated. We got the one that plays show tunes."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

'Cause I'm not. Where'd that thought go?

Going to list this Senshi (or Viking) style armored real horn helmet 💕✨ #selling #armor #knight #deliciousindungeon #senshi #viking #helmet #horns
@feritae Big summer blow out?
Last night I had a dream that one of my tits fell off so I packed it in ice and drove from ER to ER but kept getting turned away because they were too full. I finally found one that would admit me, but I was told the boob was a loss and was scolded for waiting too long. The doctor looked at my dismembered boob and pulled a lost ring of mundane house keys out of them, handing them to me with "there's your problem"
Denuvo unnecessary.
Nuisance to those who pay.
Nothing to those who pirate.
Calling for tech support by going "pspsps" on the fediverse
I still think you should get bonus points if you manage to bean your target with the grenade instead of just chucking it near them