#5
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery
ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
#14
RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!
ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
#3
BEDEVERE: Who are thee?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-Wom!
RANDOM: Neee-Wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
#10
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
#18
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
#9
BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni!
ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! Ni!
ROGER: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um, yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
#12
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Ni!
#3
BEDEVERE: Who are thee?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-Wom!
RANDOM: Neee-Wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
#12
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Ni!
#8
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly
Knights Who Say "Ni!"