#8
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly
#13
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who Til Recently Said Ni?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
#12
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Ni!
#10
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
#14
RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!
ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
#2
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!
#10
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
Knights Who Say "Ni!"
Angelo Donnermann