Joan Albright

@Lironah@mstdn.games
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Storm Leader, novelist/screenwriter/illustrator, amateur linguist and general polymath. She/her. 
Developer's AssistantBlindSlash addon (World of Warcraft)
Writer forhttps://blizzardwatch.com
YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@Lironah
Ko-Fihttps://ko-fi.com/Lironah
@lonelyautomata I think you can ask them to leave out the toy.
My daughter just took a solidified chunk of brown sugar, melted it in a pot with a stick of butter which got dropped into a bowl of mashed banana, and ended up with accidental banana toffee. It only smells a LITTLE bit burnt. (I am not allowed to taste it, and will be giving no further reports. Everyone else seems to think it's fine though.)
@cyborg_writer That was the thing that got my kids stuck though, was the printer there not working. That and my husband didn't listen when I told him how early to be there.
@Mlep "OK, now feed them, hooman."

Looks like the "Verify your fedi account" scam is gaining pace, & evolving to look more real.

Your server admin will not ask you to click a link to verify your account. And no other admin from any other server will either, even if they do look like they could be part of the main Mastodon team. It's a scam.

Please report any post or DM that urges you to click any link to verify your account.

If you've any doubts about your account, now or on any other day, contact your server admin or mod team.

@thomas @SunDancer

The downside of writing military-adjacent fiction is that there are all kinds of incredibly apt dialogue lines that I would never actually put in print. 🙈

@nlowell @cyborg_writer All this. When my kids flew to Florida, the gate closed WAY before the plane took off. Print your ticket at home, don't trust their machines to work or anyone to be at the gate to scan your code. Be prepared to get all up in someone's business if they don't accommodate you; they don't like negative PR.

Don't trust that they'll feed you when they say they will, and always have cash on hand for meals and a hotel room in case they have to reroute you. Call your bank and let them know you'll be traveling, but also don't trust them not to push a wrong button and leave you without debit access.

If you can get away without checking any bags, do that. Never put anything in a checked bag that you can't live without for a week.

Oh, and never fly Spirit Airlines.

(I really hope you're not flying with Spirit Airlines. I didn't sleep for two whole days both times my kids were in transit, because there were that many issues.)

@cyborg_writer I have no skill at this.
@hosford42 Tomatoes and zucchini are pretty hard to kill.
"Why no I didn't pick my pen name based on my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card. Why would you ask such a question?"