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Eve has some new PJ's which 🥵🥵🥵
Entering my wife simp era
Love waiting on data from clients, not wasting my time at all under deadlines
Wedding stuff keeps devolving into a silly argument, which means spending time unpacking our feelings about the argument, which ends up taking all night, and we usually haven't resolved the thing!!!
Ashley PorciunculaNext time you're using one of those soggy paper straws, remember that over 200 private jets took off immediately after the Super Bowl. That's the same carbon emission as 3,000 commercial fights.* Private jets should be illegal. Every celebrity who flies in one knows exactly what they're doing, and doesn't give two shakes.
Lord Arse! 🕹️ 
As it's Lemmings 32nd birthday today, here's your reminder that there is a Lemmings statue in Dundee.
Had too many boxing day pints
I keep forgetting to log onto mastodon