@Kitamime

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Just your average human 😜

What are you wearing? I bet not stockings!

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Flight Crew,
Make sure Rudolph shuts off his nose when we fly though the Caribbean this year to avoid getting shot down entering Venezuela. As an extra precaution, it wouldn't hurt to put one of those "Jesus is my co-pilot" bumper stickers on the back of the sleigh to satisfy any DOD onlookers.

Santa

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Just wrapped the sleigh in tin foil. Let’s see those NORAD bastards try and track me now! #TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole #HashtagGames
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