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These Instagram ads are trolling hard.
#DIDYOUKNOW If a publication runs a big headline reporting someone entered a not guilty plea at their first court appearance, as if that’s news, you are legally permitted to punch the managing editor in the crotch three (3) times
@caseyliss All your tabs…” that’s a direct challenge to @siracusa
The screen distance feature is our Boomer parents' revenge after years of telling us not to sit too close to the TV.

Me: Electronic calendars, whether on my desktop or on my phone, can’t replace my good old-fashioned paper calendar with my specific notes and annotations keying my memory to essential issues

Also me: who the fuck is Joel and what am I doing to or with him at 11

If you haven't yet reinstalled either Twitterrific or Tweetbot and clicked the “I Don't Need a Refund” button: prove to me you did so in response to this toot, and I'll give the first 25 of you a free, fully registered copy of SuperDuper!

That's a $27.95 value, and all you have to do is not get a refund for money you already spent!

Sent proof to me at support-at-shirt-dash-pocket-dot-com, and if you're one of the first 25, the copy of SuperDuper is yours.

Do it! Do good - help these guys out!

Go decline your #TweetBot and/or #Twitterrific refunds before March 28th!

I thought I wouldn't need to do this cuz I had cancelled my annual TweetBot subscription as part of my move off of the bird site, but I guess it didn't expire until after the refund period. Glad I checked!

Thanks to @brentsimmons and @gruber for the reminders! ❤️

The Mario, Tetris and Sonic movies are all so good, they should make Goldeneye into a movie.