John Siracusa
The screen distance feature is our Boomer parents' revenge after years of telling us not to sit too close to the TV.
Jun 5, 2023 at 6:20pmIvory for Mac
Show threadGreg SinnottJun 5, 2023
@siracusa Now to be followed up with a headset that puts the screen merely inches from our faces.
Show threadnutsmugglerJun 5, 2023
@siracusa they should allow you to customize it with parents voices
Show threadAlexander LJun 5, 2023
@siracusa It's all fun and games until it tells you that you need reading glasses.
Show thread CalebJun 5, 2023
@siracusa Couldnt help but laugh at this feature being announced minutes before goggles that put screens right in front of your eyes 😂
Show threadBill GraefeJun 5, 2023
@ccunning @siracusa Same
Show threadLyonsJun 5, 2023
@siracusa which they then followed with STRAP THESE SCREENS TO YOUR FACE. Because boomers are old and senile now.
Show threadSlavery is violenceJun 5, 2023
@siracusa It’s your grandparents’ revenge, they screamed at us first.