Julie Ortmeier

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He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

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For my new Mastodon follows, a quick primer on me:

•I'm a human rights lawyer, author, immigrant, father, husband, and dad joke maven.😉

•I'm at @QasimRashid across most every social media platform so if you prefer Patreon, IG, FB, YouTube, TikTok, Twitch, Post, Twitter, or Spoutible you can find me there.

•I hope you sub to my free email list serve. I promise I don't spam or sell lists, but do enjoy the direct dialogue. Sub here: https://landing.mailerlite.com/webforms/landing/q9i0r8

Much love & thank you for the follow!❤️

Mastodon has cracked the top ten social networking apps in the App Store. For context, Signal is at 15.

If Musk "steps down" as Twitter CEO, per his latest bogus "poll", some things to remember:

1) He'll still be in control. The owner sets the policy the CEO carries out. The owner decides in the end.

2) He lies incessantly. Nothing he says can be trusted, ever.

3) Big Journalism will breathlessly cover the charade as if it meant something, and will continue to support a man who loathes honest reporting and has contempt for genuine freedom of expression.

#JohnMastodon is proof that things *CAN* go viral here on Mastodon, but the key is that *YOU* are the algorithm. The reason that the John Mastodon meme showed up on other people's timelines is because so many users boosted the posts.

The lesson here is: please don't just favourite something if you really enjoyed it; BOOST it so that other people can enjoy it, too! This is the only reason why I bother to create as large a social graph as I can on Mastodon—to act as an amplifier. You can, too!❤️😉

This is apparently the tweet that led to my suspension from Twitter. Right as I was reinstated they announced a new policy that they apparently found me to have retroactively violated
#twittermigration #twitterexodus #twitter #news #elonmusk #tech #technews #technology