Joy AF

@Joyasitflies
346 Followers
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40+, UK born but DE based. Queer, #kinky, #submissive, #SexBlogger, #ADHD, #poly, lefty, daft. Filthy little article. #AllCatsAreBeautiful
My favourite emojis are #brezel 🥨, #cremeCaramel 🍮, and #embarrassedSubmissive ☺️
Be forewarned- my toots are more likely to be lewd than not, although I do talk about subjects other than kink and smut occasionally!
PronounsShe/her
What are those Haribo called?FRUITY BUSSI
Joy AFMay 31

RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116667922601500953

Good politics are hot. 🔥

Show threadJoy AFMay 31
@girlonthenet @stuart_cb a few years ago there was a campaign for a UBI trial in Berlin which did mention better sex as a benefit on placards… because it’s Berlin. They knew their market. 😁 I had a photo of it somewhere, I’ll see if I can find it for you.
Joy AFMay 23

Final update from Feeld:

Every match I had (all three of them) in the last ten days of my Majestic membership was located at least a thousand miles away. One was in Bristol (fine, I intend on moving back there soonish) but went straight into porny thigh- rubbing mode as soon as we got past ‘hi, how ya doing?’ One was in Denmark, and if you get to the point where you’re thinking ‘well, Denmark is *next door*!’ then that’s something of a problem. 😂

Show threadJoy AFMay 23
@girlonthenet late to this- I’m late to everything nowadays- but reading about your Epic Journey, and this encouraging post, has made me realise- I don’t know what The Thing is. And life has been feeling extremely Bleh at the moment, so I need to work out what The Thing might be.
Joy AFMay 9
@signs this is a great flag.
Show threadJoy AFMay 5
@robyneatseverything this is *gorgeous*. Sigh…
Show threadJoy AFMay 2
@girlonthenet three cheers for the Instagram boyfriends of the world!
Joy AFMay 2
What am I learning from my most current turn on the dating apps? Well, I’m getting a lot better at telling annoying men to fuck off when they’re annoying. Learning point: I could maybe work harder on remembering to tell them what they’ve done that was annoying before I tell them to fuck off. Not because I think most would listen and grow from it, but because it’s good for my communication skills. ✊
Show threadJoy AFMay 1
@melofthevalley oh, the results of those are horrific, absolutely- but do they look as horrifying while in active use?
Joy AFMay 1
Is there literally any beauty product more horrific than a sheet mask?