Beast of Bourbon πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

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Hot philosopher diplomat | black lives matter | she/her | able-bodied | cis | like, way bi | protect trans kids | GO BIRDS
LocationPhilly suburbs
PronounsShe/her
Other shitMardi Gras devotee, maker of damned excellent chocolate chip cookies, sweet tea aficionado (half sweet/half unsweet), roller coaster enthusiast, writer of written things, opinions haver, your favorite hype girl.
Political thoughtsEvery last Republican can go ahead and fuck off.
My heart aches anytime I’m not in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and I live up north where folks are barely aware of the season. So in an exercise of neighborhood friendliness, every year I put up a mini fence and some beads. πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’œ
The stored energy in popsicle sticks triggered by a firecracker
@middleclasstool if u have celiac u cannot eat hwæt

My neighbors welcoming me to the neighborhood

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon

@middleclasstool LOL, amazing. When G was, like, four, I taught her to say β€œstop trolling, mom!” (stop twolling, mom!) anytime I was hassling her and it was basically the cutest thing ever.
@middleclasstool no, but when G was little, we used to awe her by using the (well-timed) force to open automatic doors. And then she discovered the power within herself.
People like Disney because it's the fantasy of a European walkable city that's accessible, and has easy available public transport.
Being #blind is fun. Just encountered a visual captcha with no audio option. So I used JAWS Picture Smart to get AI to read me the text of the visual clue, which I typed in and got through. So basically I'm a human who needs a robot to prove to another robot that I am not a robot. Without my robot, the other robot would have thought I was a robot. Also I was trying to make a payment on my PAP machine, which really should in itself indicate that I am not a robot. #Disability #Disabled
blessing ur timeline
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