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@cosmicallyf And your blood is Taipei
@NationCymru Bit of a u-tern?
@tickytacky @gupton68 We need some trans men to make a similar move, just so that I can use my “ach, a fella?” joke…
@pauleggleston Why, why, y-fronts?
Woman on the train: Whatever else he wears, he always has flip-flops on.
Man: Super chill? Australian?
Woman: No, I think he’s just a wanker.
@jimmerthatisall @gupton68 We just pipe that exact “song” into prisons on a loop instead. Really helps keep the reoffending rates low…
@welshstu Going to meet two friends? (Sorry!!!)
@dabertime @Stoned_Deva_ Cymballic of a general malaise, I think.
@StefanThinks But then your money-making scheme got Hobbesled?
@jarg0n Was going with the first - the pun was a bit too well done.