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@Jabberjay
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Pansexual Birb, He/Him,
This space is about birbs, anarchy, and furry trash.
This space is about birbs, anarchy, and furry trash.
NEXT WEEK ON LEWD TUTORIALS
Taking EVEN BIGGER DICKS/KNOTS and HOW TO DEAL WITH ANAL INJURY.
I felt those two would probably go well together. See you all next week my lovely Lewdites!
Once your cat assures you that your dildo is safe for use, it's time to consider your fuck-rig. If you're having sex with a human, this is usually just a bed or a couch or the backseat of a car or any number of places. For taking silicone penises you need to consider angling a bit more. We'll get into angling with a real life partner later.
The best fuckrig I've found is a large board or other flat object with metal kitchen bowl taped to the top. My dildo can be secured with a suction cup.
So what size of dildo? Well, for anal, thickness is FAR more important than length. If the dildo can bend then it can be pretty goddamn long, that is part of the entire concept of anal beads. Thickness should be your primary consideration. A normal human penis-shaped dildo would be fine for that, but if you're like me and prefer more... exotic cocks then the ideal shape would have a tapered tip, a smallish shaft, and some kind of expansion near the base. Have a cat safety-inspect your dildo.
Ok, so the first thing you're going to want to look at is proper storage that is both discreet and dry. Somewhere a visitor, particularly a child, won't randomly get their hands into without at least first taking part in some serious ransacking. The dryness is important to the longevity of any silicone toys, and that can be supplemented by lining the storage area with a towel. Only ever store platinum-treated silicone with it's own kind, but we'll get into silicone details later.
Logging off for the night. See ypu sexy losers tomorrow for some more rootin' tootin' fun.
