A wild payphone appears!
Westbound Rest Area near Colfax, Calif. (no dialtone, no number visible)
@tek and there’s a degree of fuckeduppedness deep in Mormon country. Mormons have been SO gung ho about Mittens for _years_. He was ‘first Mormon president’ material. So so gung ho. And yet a ton of Mormons literally hate him now because they chose to side with Trump.
Blows my mind.
@floatybirb nice. I was thinking ‘deer deadlifts human, human gets all teh credit. Ain’t that just how things go.’
A wild payphone appears!
Westbound Rest Area near Colfax, Calif. (no dialtone, no number visible)
@cas you sprinted to an objectionable synthesis. Jurisdictionally, disregard distant places with unreasonable laws. Challenge on basis of undefined defendant when an amalgam of FOSS code with countless contributors across countless jurisdictions LACKS a function. Demand judicial clarification on the premise. Seek contradictory mandates in sympathetic jurisdictions. Raise the challenge, dammit.
Condescension implies false sense of a high ground. I’m saying we’ve spent decades on these issues; don’t undo that by sprinting to a concession.
Judge: this divorce petition has ‘fucking keyboard’ down for cause. Is this a JD Vance thing?
No, your honor. <shows photo>. In. Our. Bedroom.
Judge: Ah. Yes… a _classic_ example of Irreconcilable differences. <breaks out the ‘Approved’ stamp>