They asked me to take notes during the meeting

He loves his new chair

A remake of Home Alone but it’s a horror movie where the house is defending itself and possessing Kevin.

So when are we going to get a Don Rickles movie starring Seth Hurwitz?

Why does the Chiefs coach always look like he’s ordering dinner at a Dennys?

My kid is ruthless

Such a smart boy

Hanging out with some weirdos