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I believe in UFOs, but I've never seen one. I don't believe in ghosts, but I've seen at least two. Go figure.
I’m like a low effort Banksy. If I’m at the beach, I’ll doodle in the sand and admire it until it’s washed away.
@billyjoebowers I need to know more about these jeans...
@kentparkstreet1 We've known he was Banksy (to the extent that Banksy is one person and not a crew) since at least 2003.
@liw @Natasha_Jay no-code is the worst.
Thinking of making 20 or 30 posts in a row…🧵
I bullied all of my friends; now they won't help me bully those other guys! What did I ever do to deserve this?
@bds You may imagine you're wasting your time in unhealthy environments, but what's really happening is you're being harvested by a $300+ billion industry. Imagine an intensive factory farming feedlot but it's all of our minds crowded together in little pens where psychologists and data engineers poke us with electric prods and feed us slop to encourage addictive behaviors. You should be angry. Good luck!

me as a kid, reading the fable about the emperor who has no clothes: what a dumb story

me today, living through the current political situation: ok i get it now

#Introduction: I work in tech, where it's critical to maintain a milquetoast persona demonstrating unbridled enthusiasm for whatever we're supposed to be excited about now—be it Rust, autonomous AI agents, or the latest framework for not learning CSS. Not a fan of the tech industry, but I really like my job, so I'm staying anonymous to create professional space. Interested in the Fediverse, infosec, consumer privacy, API design, psychology, music, art, literature, philosophy, and humor.