Vee
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I believe in UFOs, but I've never seen one. I don't believe in ghosts, but I've seen at least two. Go figure.
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🫠I’m like a low effort Banksy. If I’m at the beach, I’ll doodle in the sand and admire it until it’s washed away.
I bullied all of my friends; now they won't help me bully those other guys! What did I ever do to deserve this?
Tiffany Lime as a kid, reading the fable about the emperor who has no clothes: what a dumb story
me today, living through the current political situation: ok i get it now
#Introduction: I work in tech, where it's critical to maintain a milquetoast persona demonstrating unbridled enthusiasm for whatever we're supposed to be excited about now—be it Rust, autonomous AI agents, or the latest framework for not learning CSS. Not a fan of the tech industry, but I really like my job, so I'm staying anonymous to create professional space. Interested in the Fediverse, infosec, consumer privacy, API design, psychology, music, art, literature, philosophy, and humor.