Hermunculus

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A random nerd who wants to make you laugh. Male, old.
Who the hell is Hosanna and what is she doing in Excelsis?

Inventing algebra:

Mathematician 1: we need a letter to signify an unknown number

Mathematician 2: how about we choose the one that looks like a multiplication sign?

Mathematician 1: great idea! Let's go get a drink

Inventing algebra:

Mathematician 1: we need a letter to signify an unknown number

Mathematician 2: how about we choose the one that looks like a multiplication sign?

Mathematician 1: great idea! Let's go get a drink

I asked my daughter if she ever wanted children and she said “I don’t need a man or kids I need a room for my pets”
When you've been eating salt and vinegar chips in the bath and the doorbell rings
Today i reached the bottom of the internet
When you've been eating salt and vinegar chips in the bath and the doorbell rings
Edgier than a dodecahedron. More well-rounded than the visual expression of the golden ratio. More attractive than a hydrogen bond. Sharper than the my ability to continue coming up with comparative descriptors.
Little known fact: there was an 8th dwarf named Ennui who spent the whole movie in a corner listening to the Smiths
@Hermunculus @talia_christine Here's a recent silly toot I brought over from my Twitter account. Also, following, because this could be fun! https://urusai.social/@mdmrn/109473457624174629
MDMRN (@[email protected])

Remember that one time you stored #spaghetti with red sauce in a plastic storage container? The container does...and it will never let you forget. Tags: #Joke #Humor #Silly

URUSAI!