Fare thee well. Gone away. There’s nothin left to say. RIP, Shane.
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Frank Whitehouse[Therapy]
Me: "What do you mean I have 'boundary issues'?"
Therapist (gently pushing me off his lap): "Why don't you put some clothes on & we'll talk about it?"
ADHDeanASLSteamy stories featuring zombies are called Rotica
Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves.
But I don't like to point fingers.
My favorite opening line is the Ruy-Lopez, but the one I see most is Queen’s gambit declined.
Scrümbled Eggs 
Every asshole with a YouTube channel every time a new movie or TV show comes out:
I’m fine with Xbox Live telling me how many hours I’ve been playing a game, but when they break that down into days or weeks it feels like a personal attack. You can’t judge me Microsoft! I’ll roleplay as a Japanese teenager for as long as I want!
The Eva Dead💀I walk into the fancy bakery in my pajamas and promptly order three strumpets and a trollop. The cashier gasps at the audacity but I am flush with cash and I have every right to enjoy delectable pastries, same as anyone else.
I think sleep paralysis demons visit because they’re bored and don’t know what else to do. If we all left them snazzy travel brochures on our bedside tables, maybe they’d take the whole sleep paralysis demon family on a trip, like have they BEEN to Mammoth Cave I bet not, or paragliding over the Badlands, that’s the ticket. Nighttime deep sea fishing? WAKEBOARDING, COME ON. They’d never want to return to the ho-hum of sitting on us.
‘A bundle of grundles’ is not as whimsical as it sounds.