Today i reached the bottom of the internet

When you've been eating salt and vinegar chips in the bath and the doorbell rings

There are two wolves inside me and both of them are like this one

My turkey is manspreading

Me with all the jobs i ought to be taking care of

When you sent your tattoo design to your tattoo artist, but they're not very good at technology

Nobody knows exactly what Grimace is, but it's worth pointing out he has forward-facing eyes and is therefore a predator

Cats: afraid of cucumbers, vacuum cleaners and water
Also cats:

The map from Dora the Explorer has front facing eyes and is therefore a predator