Looks like some of those commentators on Fox News are still teething
Hermey
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TC💖Yesterday a perfectly normal looking middle-aged man walked up to us on the street and said:
Hey, why was the Snowman looking through a bag of carrots?...
He was picking his nose.
Then he just walked away.
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I'm Just Frank being FrankI didn't realize quite how old I really was until I sat on the floor to wrap Christmas presents and then had to get up.
elleall I want for christmas is for the ancient curse put on me by sondra mckenzie during a grade 8 sleepover/seance to finally be lifted. come on sondra I've suffered enough & the things that are happening to my face right now just seem excessive
ADHDeanASLYou could probably go around saying “Merry Cursemas” to people and they wouldn’t even notice.
FRO VOInventor of Christmas: we will celebrate on one special day
Inventor of Hanukkah: we will celebrate on eight special days
Inventor of Christmas: *narrows eyes* we will celebrate on TWELVE special days
Santa just called. You're definitely getting that root canal this year WOOHOO!