You could probably go around saying “Merry Cursemas” to people and they wouldn’t even notice.

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"It's that time of the year!" 🖤

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@adhdeanasl If someone did notice and challenged you, you could claim that you were actually wishing them a "Merry Kyros-mas" – referring to Saint Kyros of Constantinople, whose feast day is celebrated in early January,

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I *love* Cursemas! I can't wait for Santa Fucko to visit and insult me!

@adhdeanasl When I worked retail I always said "have a grey day." Not a single person noticed.
@adhdeanasl my first job was at starbucks and my favorite observation that i exploited regularly was that you could say almost anything when answering the drive through and the vast majority of people would not notice